Castle BonkA Castle Defense Game

Region 1 of 5

Meadowvale

Meadowvale covers days 1 to 6 of Castle Bonk. Spring greens and butter-yellow sun. Teaches aiming, hovering gold, towers, and troops. Weather: clear, breezy, cloudy, and light rain.

Meadowvale, region 1 of Castle Bonk1REGION 1 · DAYS 1–6MEADOWVALESpring greens, butter yellow sunDays: 6New foes: 6
Meadowvale: spring greens, butter-yellow sun

What happened to the land

Nothing yet. Sunny meadows.

The boss: A big, loud, lazy softie who talks about himself as "Bruno". He's always hungry. He throws goblins, and the goblins think it's the best ride ever ("Wheee!"). He joined for the promised snacks.

How the story ends here: He sits down, too tired and hungry to fight. Captain Bramble gives him a cheese sandwich, and he stomps home happy.

Weather in Meadowvale

Expect clear, breezy, light rain. Over its 6 days you'll see clear, breezy, cloudy and rain. Wind pushes your arrows, fog hides far-away foes, rain weakens fire, snow slows walkers, and night means only torch-lit enemies are easy to see.

The story so far

Narrator: This is the castle, a little castle in the land of Brightkeep.

Narrator: At the top burns the Everflame. It keeps everyone warm and cozy.

Captain Bramble: Welcome, Steward! I'm Captain Bramble. What a lovely morning!

Grub the Herald: HEAR YE! The Moon King says: PUT OUT THAT FLAME!

Captain Bramble: Goblins? Oh, bother. To the balcony, Steward!

Enemies that debut in Meadowvale

  • Goblin Grunt

    Basic walker

    Goblin Grunts love two things: marching and grumbling. Mostly at the same time.

  • Scamp

    Fast, fragile runner

    Scamps run so fast they often forget where they were going.

  • Shieldbonk Goblin

    Shielded

    Their shields are old pot lids. Arrows that fall from above go right over them!

  • Slinger

    Ranged

    Slingers practice every day. They still mostly hit each other.

  • Hog Rider

    Fast, medium HP, charges

    The hogs are in charge. The riders just hold on and yell.

  • Big Bruno, Ogre Chief

    Boss

    Big Bruno throws goblins. The goblins think it's the best ride ever.

The days of Meadowvale

  1. Day 1: First Light

    Clear · morning

    Good morning, Steward! Goblins are coming. Let's keep the Everflame safe!

  2. Day 2: Kite Weather

    Breezy · noon

    Tiny feet, big hurry! Scamps are fast. Shoot quick!

  3. Day 3: Door Day

    Cloudy · afternoon

    Some goblins brought shields. Hmm. Time for a Crossbow Tower!

  4. Day 4: Puddle Parade

    Rain · dawn

    Slingers throw pebbles at our walls. Rude! Bonk them first.

  5. Day 5: Golden Hour Hogs

    Clear · dusk

    Oink! Oink! Hog Riders are charging. Hold on to your helmets!

  6. Day 6: Big Bruno's Big Day

    Breezy · afternoon · boss day

    The ground is shaking. Big Bruno the Ogre Chief is here!

After the Big Bruno, Ogre Chief fight

Big Bruno, Ogre Chief: Oof. Bruno is too tired. And too hungry.

Captain Bramble: Here, big fellow. Have a cheese sandwich.

Big Bruno, Ogre Chief: Oh. That is a very good sandwich. Thank you.

Big Bruno, Ogre Chief: But Mother Hollowbark comes next. She is SO grumpy.

Narrator: That night, the trees began to grow...