The Grumble Horde
Enemy almanac
The Moon King's Grumble Horde is a silly, grumpy army of goblins, ogres, trolls, beasts, and spooky magic. Nobody is really evil: beaten baddies go POOF into smoke and coins and wander home. Here are all 30 of them, sorted by the region where they first show up, with 5 bosses waiting at the end of each region.
Meadowvale days 1–6
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Goblin Grunt
Goblin Grunts love two things: marching and grumbling. Mostly at the same time.
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Scamp
Scamps run so fast they often forget where they were going.
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Shieldbonk Goblin
Their shields are old pot lids. Arrows that fall from above go right over them!
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Slinger
Slingers practice every day. They still mostly hit each other.
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Hog Rider
The hogs are in charge. The riders just hold on and yell.
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Big Bruno, Ogre Chief
Big Bruno throws goblins. The goblins think it's the best ride ever.
Whisperwood days 7–12
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Wolf Rider
Wolf Riders leap right over barricades. The wolves just really love jumping.
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Mushroom Shaman
Mushroom Shamans heal their friends with a puff of spores. Achoo!
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Bat Swarm
One bat is small. Fifty bats is a very noisy cloud.
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Moss Troll
Moss Trolls heal super fast. They hate two things: hot oil and bath time.
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Battering Ram
Six goblins, one log, and zero plans for after the door.
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Old Mother Hollowbark
Old Mother Hollowbark is 900 years old. She still tells squirrels to keep it down.
Frostpeak days 13–18
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Snow Imp
Snow Imps are made of snow and mischief. Mostly mischief.
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Yeti
Yetis give the biggest hugs. Please don't let one hug your castle.
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Ice Golem
An Ice Golem is a snowman who started lifting weights.
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Mole Sapper
Mole Sappers dig right up to the wall. They never knock first.
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Sled Raiders
Sled Raiders have no brakes. They also have no plan.
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Frost Wyrm
The Frost Wyrm is very grand and very fierce. It also has a very bad cold.
Emberwaste days 19–24
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Fire Imp
Fire Imps hop like popcorn and giggle like teakettles.
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Powder Keg Goblin
Powder Keg Goblins carry a barrel of BOOM. Stop them before the wall!
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Grumble Catapult
The goblins built a catapult by copying ours. Badly.
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Hobgoblin Knight
Hobgoblin Knights polish their armor every morning. It takes four hours.
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Balloon Bomber
Balloon Bombers can't steer. They just float and hope.
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The Brass Colossus
A giant walking machine! Twelve goblins inside push the buttons. Loudly.
Shadowmoor days 25–30
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Gloom Wisp
Gloom Wisps are little puffs of sad fog. Holy light cheers them right up. And away.
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Bone Caller
Bone Callers whistle, and skeletons come running. Skeletons love a good whistle.
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Rattlebones
Rattlebones fall apart when bonked, then put themselves back together. Once.
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Shadow Knight
Nobody knows who is inside a Shadow Knight. Maybe nobody!
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The Moon King
The Moon King rules Shadowmoor. He hasn't had a good night's sleep in years.
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Storm Wyvern
Storm Wyverns ride the thunder. Their sneezes go ZAP.